Leatherwingz

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

barkathemoon1212:

Ame Lee of Evanescence

barkathemoon1212:

Ame Lee of Evanescence

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

That’s basically the entire movie

(Source: mockingday)

theroyalorphans:

roy-ality:

best part.

#’hermione just stole all our shit’ is basically the entire harry potter series from a teachers perspective

(Source: taylortownsend)

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

adventuresinchemistry:

Nothing makes you look more suspicious than randomly laughing while doing science, because you know who else randomly laughs while doing science? Supervillians.

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

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